Da Cat

"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed" -- anonymous

[pencil on back of notepad]

One Tutu

"If ballet were easy, they'd call it football" -- anonymous

[pencil on yellow pad]

Edgardo Horn

"Don't play the saxophone. Let it play you."
-- Charlie Parker[pencil on yellow pad]

Tonsils 'n Thud

"Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way." -- anonymous

[crayon on yellow pad]

Fuzz Pup

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Bern Williams

[pencil on yellow pad]

Awful Eyeful

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards." -- Benjamin Franklin

[dry felt tip on yellow pad]

Short and stubby

"A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere."
--  Joyce A. Myers

[blue pencil on yellow pad]